projectwhite » If I were on the Apprentice

Filed under: Personal — ben on April 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm

This week, greeting cards. My idea: unfortunate children

For example:
- Congratulations on finding your biological parents!
- Sorry to hear you were adopted.
- Good luck with your DNA test!
- and so on…

I’ll be waiting by the phone for when Sir Alan calls.

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@kateboardman Kitty does _not_ look impressed ;)
02:34:53 PM July 30, 2010 from TweetDeck in reply to kateboardman
@cocos_tweets Definitely do the LV thing :D
11:33:19 AM July 29, 2010 from TweetDeck in reply to cocos_tweets
Testing to see if ZIP compression works faster when multithreaded (running under c#); exciting times!
10:46:50 AM July 29, 2010 from TweetDeck
@webpackets Oh god, that's horrendous :( Really hope you find something else.
08:53:47 AM July 28, 2010 from TweetDeck in reply to webpackets
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08:47:16 AM July 28, 2010 from TweetDeck
Have just discovered the "TCP Chimney Offload". Now chuckling quietly to myself.
03:44:18 PM July 26, 2010 from TweetDeck
@cocos_tweets Yeah he is, I hear it's gonna be quite oldschool. I keep meaning to go, but forgetting, I am lame.
02:14:54 PM July 26, 2010 from TweetDeck in reply to cocos_tweets
@cocos_tweets You off to camp this year?
02:12:30 PM July 26, 2010 from TweetDeck in reply to cocos_tweets
Griff Rhys Jones is on in a minute or two, Honorary Graduate http://bit.ly/9aumtd
01:29:58 PM July 23, 2010 from TweetDeck